Here are a few stories I've written. There are more, but some of them are, shall we say, less than stellar? Not that these are masterworks, but I'm almost proud of them.

If, for some reason, you want to know a bit about me, you can read this. Since this is as close to being a real author as I'll ever be, I just had to make an About the Author page. I simply had to.

LISTED BY PAIRING

Since I've placed the header information for each of my fics here, it will not be on the individual pages. Refer back here for ratings and pairings if need be.

Reviews and constructive criticsm are most welcome and appreciated, and can be sent here.

HARRY & DRACO

Title:
Centrefold

Rating:
NC-17

Category:
AU, Smut

Summary:
Wherein Draco’s ignorant of all things Muggle and Harry has a big . . . desk.

Author's Note:
There is a fic written by Incessant_Darkness wherein Harry and Draco are posing for a gay magazine. I loved the concept, so I blatantly stole her idea and wrote about it the way I would like to see it- cracked out and raunchy! For better or for worse, here it is. Oh, and this is totally, unabashedly canon-free. Canon, what canon?

Title:
Dirty Boy

Rating:
NC-17

Category:
Humour, Smut

Summary:
One book, one veggie, and one filthy young man.

Author's Note:
This is just a bit of crackish smut I thought of whilst at work the other day. It is by no means canon-compliant, but is set during HBP when Harry finds Draco in the Room of Requirement. This is my little take on the events that could have taken place if it weren’t for the whole bloody canon thing. Curse you, JKR for giving us such nice toys to play with, then hiding the batteries! And yes, I know ‘curiouser’ isn’t really a word. Feck off. :)

Title:
The Malfoy Feint

Rating:
R

Category:
Humour, Angst

Summary:
Wronski has one, why shouldn't Malfoy?

Author's Note:
Goes from funny to sad in 2518 words.

Title:
Twenty-Four

Rating:
PG

Category:
Romance

Summary:
Draco is twenty-four, and he thinks about his life, both past and present.

Author's Note:
Not Epilogue compliant, but what fun would that be if it were? Slight spoilers for DH, so if you still haven’t read DH, you may not want to read this.

ALBUS SEVERUS & SCORPIUS

Title:
Boyfriends

Rating:
NC-17

Category:
Humour, Smut

Summary:
What is Scorpius hiding beneath his robes?

Author's Note:
This is for Rachel, who was in the mood for clichés. She asked for Truth or Dare and tartan boxers, but I stuck some extra clichés in there as well, as a gift.

Title:
Eight Steps to Something

Rating:
NC-17

Category:
Humour, Smut

Summary:
An odd look at how Scorpius got Albus. Or was it the other way round?

Author's Note:
Pure crack, really. I'd like to make an excuse for this, but it's rather difficult. It's practically unreadable.

Title:
Good-bye Innocence, Hello Debauchery

Rating:
NC-17

Category:
Romance, Smut

Summary:
Scorpius had managed to hold on to his virginity for eighteen years, eleven hours, twelve minutes, and approximately forty-nine seconds. It was a new Malfoy record.

Author's Note:
One of these days, I'm going to write some Serious Fic. Until then, all I have to offer are my lame attempts at humour and this PWP.

Title:
If You Knew

Rating:
G

Category:
Romance

Summary:
If you really knew Scorpius Malfoy. . .

Author's Note:
Just a quick double-drabble to keep me amused. It's unabashedly fluffy, and I make no apologies. Two hundred words; I think the header's longer.

Title:
Love and Scorpius Malfoy

Rating:
G

Category:
Drabble, Angst

Summary:
Poor Scorp. Poor, lovesick Scorp.

Author's Note:
Written for Challenge #3, poem prompt, on hp_ass100.

Title:
Shower Epiphanies

Rating:
PG

Category:
Romance

Summary:
You know, you always have the best ideas in the shower.

Author's Note:
I was thinking about something that happened to me eight years ago when I got the idea for this ficlet. I hope you enjoy the silliness of it as much as I did. :)

Title:
Untitled

Rating:
NC-17

Category:
Smut

Summary:
Al finds something interesting in Scorp's bedside table drawer.

Author's Note:
Very unrealistic first-time anal. What can I say? Also, it's PWP. Plots are for Gryffindors. :P

Title:
Where No One Can Hear

Rating:
PG-13

Category:
Drabble, Angst

Summary:
Scorpius isn't satisfied.

Author's Note:
More lovesick, angsty Scorpius. Someone should take away my ficcing licence. Written for Challenge #6, word prompt (satisfaction) on hp_ass100.

MULTIPLE PAIRINGS:
HARRY & SCORPIUS, ALBUS SEVERUS & SCORPIUS

Title:
Reciprocation

Rating:
NC-17

Category:
Smut

Summary:
Draco began to suspect something was amiss when Scorpius started asking more pointed questions about the Malfoy-Potter rivalry.

Author's Note:
I wanted to do something a little different, so I wrote a Harry/Scorpius. Sort of. Anyway, read it and decide for yourself if I'm out of my fucking mind.